These things i know

Change is constant, jello is best red, and those who think they know,
really dont...hmm...we have all the knowledge we need at our
fingertips, but studies have shown that our recent generation has
proven to be the most ignorant so far...i once worked for a man who
was completely illiterate...but what he lacked in books he made up in loyalty, heart, and other qualities we can be read about but not
taught...and the ability to recall the most mundane details from years past...i learned a lot from him...some of the most influential figures in my life lacked the most basic knowledge, but who needs a brain when you have a heart, right?.............wrong, you need both...a balance, some are just not as fortunate to fully develop both, but we make do...i call this one "im not very smart, my grandma taught me that"

Oh nooo

I couldnt be a vegetarian...ive heard a vegetarian once say "i wont
eat anything with a face" and i was like "are you kidding me, thats
the best part" i call this one "part of this nutritious
breakfast...with exception to the chocolate eyes and mouth"

Today i will'nt

Let me, be me, but me is boring... is me? Solution: me be you. if i were an animal...i'd be a cracker...only the best...and not those cheap ones...the ones that come in the red box...people of all ages would appreciate me...i would be loved by fat kids...you should smell an animal cracker today, it will transport you to another time, animal crackers as a time machine...hmm...but i digest...BE YOU!!! i call this one "the monster i deal with daily, inspired by Stefan...something"